By: Ganja Goddess
Letting your mind wonder is one of the best things about weed. Stretching your mind out to contemplate the universe is rewarding when else are you going to passionately debate why Professor X didn’t just move his legs since he could move things with his mind? Here are 20 Stoner Thoughts we’ve read, heard, or thought ourselves to inspire your next smoke sesh. Hit the blunt and keep reading.
1. Do pets name their people?
2. No one has ever been inside an empty room before.
3. What if the comet that killed the dinosaurs was us and we are the aliens?
4. Do teeth have taste? If so does that mean everyone’s teeth taste different?
5. Who decided the alphabet is in alphabetical order?
6. If soap falls on the floor is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?
7. If you clean a vacuum, aren’t you technically a vacuum cleaner?
8. Can you daydream at night?
9. Seems weird that frozen yogurt doesn’t yield actual yogurt.
10. Who cleans up after Spiderman? Why doesn’t the city sue him for all those webs?
11. If the bat signal shines into the night sky, why don’t the criminals know he’s coming and knock it off?
12. If my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, do they just stay out there or eventually go home?
13. No matter how many times you wake up you’ll never get used to it.
14. Putting ketchup on fries is perfect. Putting ketchup on baked potatoes is disgusting.
15. Hitting your foot accidentally hurts like crazy, but someone actually stepping on your foot hardly hurts at all.
16. One day your parents put you down and never picked you back up.
17. Is eating chicken and eggs together like eating a family?
18. If someone dies in the living room, is it the living room?
19. Since dust particles are made of skin are we technically wearing skin coats?
20. What if we can really breathe in space but the government created gravity to keep us here on earth?