I am not pleased with the recent James Harden trade. I don’t think the team is put together intelligently at all! Even though I still do not like Durant’s move to Golden State he has proven he can adjust his game… In the words of Charles Barkley how can you have two guards on the team that always “dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble…” What defensive schemes y’all running? I thought about some of these dudes as if they were a cannabis strain and their effects…
James Harden is Grand Daddy Purple… I mean the beard gives him the grand daddy look already. James harden games is about sit here and partake. Watch me “dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble…” In one place. So as you get couch-locked I explode and you were lulled to sleep by my indica game!
Kyrie Irvin is the Wedding Crasher strain. Number one, because he likes to dictate shit on his pace and needs no invitation to the party. His game is like this tastes strain… A whirlwind of flavor, elements, and effects no one suspects and is hard to even out into words. The sativa element of Wedding Cake is energy of the chain like Kyrie’s handle, and there is an indica element to his hesitations and off balance at the rim finishes. Kyrie’s “dribble, dribble, dribble… “; is always moving…yet to where you have no clue!
Kevin Durant is Sour Kush. The dankness of this strain is the face you make trying to guard this man! You are going to be bitter beer Sour Kush face all day and ain’t shit you can do about it. Sour Kush is straight up… It is OG kush and Sour Diesel. Kevin Durant’s game is straight up post at my spot, or come to my spot, or 1/2 dribbles to my spot and rise up for the bucket.
I have to throw in Lebron James. Hey if you are a Lebron hater then get over yourself! No Lebron hate allowed around here! The man is Jet Fuel! This strain best tells the story of just power, energy, and creativity like you have never experienced before. It is simple as that!
We will end with Steph Curry, aka Durban Poison. This strain has me light, care-free, and just in the flow of the moment. I mean that is what you are to put up 62 points in a game. I will never forget the behind the back, cross-over, through the legs step back three on Chris Paul (and friends)… That was in the moment care-free Durban Poison flavor right there!
