This is a case where I want to smack someone for naming a strain. They must have been on a silly giddy high to come up with the most annoying childish name possible. I like this strain too. Still want to smack these dudes for naming it.

I don’t even want to say it Fuck it. Let’s check out Gelonade. I know right! Yes, Gelonade is the combination of Gelato and Lemon Tree. I guess they thought Gelato and lemonade Gelonade. Anyway, Gelonade is a 70/30 sativa leaning hybrid that can get up to 26% THC levels.

Gelonade, I hate writing it and saying it is simply delicious though. It tastes of sweet and sour lemons with a cream and vanilla spice. The first toke will energize and elate the mind. The effect is more of a hazy and happy effect. The body becomes relaxed, but simply to chill not to sleep or be couch locked. This is great to socialize on, but does not offer a clear high to wake and bake with.