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Astro-Cannabis: Astrological Toking

"We will follow-up with the rest of the astrological chart in the next few weeks. Also hit us up if you know they are certain strains you appreciate."

You may have had a friend or family member that seems overly enthused with astrology. This person may always analyze everything based on yours and others astrological signs and always remind you when “mercury is in retrograde”. I appreciate some aspects of astrology. I also understand people have major birth signs, sun signs, and moon signs that make astrology a layer of analysis and not simply you are this birth sign so “blah, blah, blah”. What we are going to do in this and the next article is play around with matching strains to birth signs. Let us know if we get your sign correct!

Ice Cream Cake

We will begin with January of course. Well technically Capricorns are born between December 21st and January 20th. Capricorns are “earth signs”. Earth signs are stereotypically connected to nature, grounded, and enjoy being in control of a situation. Thus a sativa to get thoughts racing may not be ideal for you Capricorns. What about some Ice Cream Cake for you all? This strain is delicious and speaks to your preference for yumminess and decadence yet will have your body relaxed, warm, and comfy without the mind racing.

What about you Aquarius folks (January 20th to February 18th)? Although Aquarius is the water-bearer this is an air sign. Air signs are about communication and the logic of words. I suspect you folks enjoy a strain that helps focus on tasks and get shit done. I recommend Citrus Sunshine Haze for sure! This strain will have you locked into your to do list and with intensity!

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Next up are you fish people Pisces. Like, Cancer (myself) you all are known as emotional based people. We are stereotyped to be overly in or out of our emotions. Pisces are said to also like to be in control. For you Pisces I recommend Dragons Breathe. The sativa elements will have your mind focused and aware; while the indica side will have the body and anxious thoughts relaxed.

Aries is up next. Aries is my rising (sun) sign. Aires are associated with fire, with aggression, and leadership. The rams horns can do battle! It depends on what an Aries needs in the moment. An Aries that is high paced may enjoy toking on Guava. The high energy sativa will keep the mind sharp and body moving. However, an Aires may recognize the need to wind down after high energy all day and enjoy the mental elating effects of Emergen-C combined with the body relaxing elements.

We will follow-up with the rest of the astrological chart in the next few weeks. Let us know if we got your sign right. Also hit us up if you know they are certain strains you appreciate and if we did not do your sign yet? Be 420 safe y’all whether or not Mercury is in retrograde!